, I imagine this is clear but I liked to chime in with something to let everyone know I was reading along, following the train of thought.
Night is the greatest for low visibility by taller passing vehicles, but I never thought of driving nude during a rain storm!
Does anyone rely on nude driving as a means for staying alert while on LONG road trips?
Also, I have thought of the reality that if I was ever stopped and did not have enough time to put shorts on without being clear about it, that “technically” being nude in my automobile is legal. By this I mean, in order for a law to be broken there would have to be a criticism from a different citizen. Right? In case the patrol car is the same height as my own personal vehicle and there’s NO OTHER REASON for me to be stopped, in that case why would the patrolperson believe I was nude? It is not like there is a tremendous “trend” of people driving bare, bottomless, or topless, right?
Since I’m a guy it is equally as likely that I was only driving with my top off. In the event the officer cannot see you nude, then technically they don’t have any reason to suspect it.
So if my permit license plates are current, I’m not speeding, all safety gear is working (blinkers, etc.).
I sign correctly and I am wearing my seatbelt, then I shouldn’t be stopped. Unless, with this being Memorial Day Weekend, I get pulled over into a enhanced nudist bbw .
Naturally, the overhead traffic cameras may present an issue also, and I think they’re starting to get high-resolution cameras for all these purposes.
Nevertheless, in the event an officer of the law approached my vehicle and I just had short pants draped over my lap, and was thus technically NOT bare, then would it be sarcastic to ask, ‘What appears to be the matter Officer, Mister?’ In the hope he or she would need to generate another valid reason for stopping me, and additionally they couldn’t merely respond with, ‘It appeared as though you might be driving nude, Sir.’ (again, which I do not think is cause enough to stop someone)
Of course they could always say, ‘We had a complaint from a different motorist of a driver in a vehicle similar to yours without clothes on.’ and this might be close enough to the truth as to “fly” in a only-need-to-get-my-monthly-quota ticket composing scenario.
Even being stopped for any other motive, if caught in the nude, I believe every motorist should possess the right to dress before departing their vehicle to comply with roadside sobriety tests. As it is possible to tell from this I’ve never been stopped for this type of test in my 28 years of driving.
(hmmm, perhaps there’s even a law enforcement officer in the audience who could comment on the technicalities of click …)
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“Why did not I think of going nude sooner?!”